Chocolate Chip Brownies
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
DONT CHA
That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen
if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct
He looks terrified.
i think he’s remembering when martin actually DID show him and he spat out his tea from seeing it
girl you are
no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
My question is this: DID SOMEONE WRECK A BOOK TO MAKE THIS?
IF SO THIS IS HORRIBLE.
PROTECT OUR JACKETS!
DOWN WITH MUTILATION!
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
"Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it."
Chris Brogan (via perfect)
